CHORLEY SCORPIONS

peek a boo

Paul Mac — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:22:45 GMT

Man is walking in london and its raining. He takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop he pays �50 and is confronted by three doors. They read blonde, brunette or black. He chooses blonde only to be confronted by more doors reading small tits, medium tits or big tits. He chooses the big tits, only to be confronted by yet more doors. They read small cunt, large cunt or wet cunt. He chooses wet cunt and finds himself back in the rain.

want to swap

champs / toe — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:02:01 GMT

any one want to swap a scooter for this its a 318is e30.

Augusts Club Newsletter

Paul Mac — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:30:01 GMT

Click HERE for newsletter

Avatars

Paul Mac — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:15:45 GMT

loads HERE

Ride-Out to Devils Bridge/Kirby Lonsdale

Paul Mac — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:52:47 GMT

Sun August 31st

Ride-Out to Devils Bridge/Kirby Lonsdale

Meet at Gisburn cattle market at 12noon Depart 12.30. Anyone up for this meet at the Hop Pocket at 10.30am depart 10.45am.

Sept 5th-7th -Lake District Weekender

Paul Mac — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:50:07 GMT

Sept 5th-7th -Lake District Weekender

Camping at Middlefell Farm next to Old Dungeon Ghyll Hotel. Great Langdale.

Ambleside. Cumbria LA22 9JY

B&B at the Old Dungeon Ghyll Hotel Tel. 015394 37272.

Camping at Middlefell Farm �6 Per person .including children

Entertainment Saturday Night Only

Tel Keith 01744 607378

STRICTLY NO FIRE,S

MARTIN MERE CAR SHOW !! THIS SUNDAY THE 24TH

lee — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:24:37 GMT

RIDE OUT ON SUNDAY TO MARTIN MERE NEAR SOUTHPORT . VW AND BIKE SHOW !! MEET AT HOP POCKET AT 11.15 LEAVE AT 11.30

EAST ANTRIM SCOOTER SCENE

champs / toe — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:44:04 GMT

Northern Ireland

http://www.carrickmods.info/

THE ITALIAN JOB !!!

lee — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:38:40 GMT

1991, 13i MINI COOPER WITH SPORTS PACK �2300.00 TEL 07916315917 SOLD !!!!! SOLD !!!!!!!

ox blood docs

Paul Mac — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:50:59 GMT

For sale 1 pair of ox blood docs brand new size 5 tel dez 07800518178

Fishtail floridas wanted for PX

brijsax — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:03:33 GMT

Does anyone know where I can get some fishtail floridas for a PX?

P200E

Paul Mac — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:52:01 GMT

For Sale P200E 1981 W REG BLACK VERY LOW MILES MALOSSI 210 AS NEW �1500 ono Tel 07786758302

Morecambe Rally

Paul Mac — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:35:35 GMT

THE GREAT NORTHWEST SCOOTER RALLY

14th-16th November 2008

MORECAMBE BAY

CELEBRATE!! AT A LEGENDARY RALLY VENUE!!

VFM*�s 25th ANNIVERSARY

Fri Night 8pm-2am: Meet n Greet at the CARLETON, first used by VFM* in 1983, with guest Dj�s Old & New (Yes we�re wheeling out all the old guns) + LIVE: 80�s vfm favourites

�KING KURT�

Saturday: Free AllDayer inc live band @ The CARLETON

+Ridden Custom Show...1-3pm @The Ranch Bar

+ Mammoth Parts Fair, Scooter Jumble, Trade Exhibition

@ THE ...

Cheeky Monkeys Weekender

Paul Mac — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:35:43 GMT

Didnt take any pics of scoots as it was pissing down all day some HERE of the night do

Rally K 2 Scooter Weekender

TheGreyOne — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:46:21 GMT

Hi all here are a few details of our August rally, if you would like any more info then feel free to vist www.n11saints.com Cheers.

scorpions t shirts

Andy Mac — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:28:25 GMT

do they do baby size 4 dylan

Im Not Happy

Paul Mac — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:15:13 GMT

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started.....

ANDY MACS P2

Andy Mac — Sat, 24 May 2008 23:17:42 GMT

Remember this Andy

Paul Mac — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:17:42 GMT

Remember the club in the background andy ,some crackin does in there till it got burnt down,not a bad picture of the spartans either

Blackpool Weekender

Paul Mac — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:48:26 GMT

some photo,s click HERE

Viva Last Vegas

Paul Mac — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:05:19 GMT

Good looking or what??

Paul Mac — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:45:07 GMT

New Page for Website

Paul Mac — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:28:24 GMT

I am in the throws of putting a new page together for the website it will consist of slideshows wiv music at the moment ive just put the you tube ones on for now click HERE to view

FAT BASTARD FOR SALE !!!!

stevie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:03:43 GMT

FOR SALE Fat Bastard

T5 'P' plate extensive frame mods , custom paint ,trophy winner , as featured in scootering this month , too much to list and a cannae be fuked �2500 no offers may px W.H.Y

pm me or fone me on 0141 - 886 - 5947 or 07805064650

Top weekend

Paul Mac — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:19:09 GMT

Got back from the isle of naboombu yesterday afternoon fantastic weekend pics are on website now

Madness in December

Tim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:38:01 GMT

Anyone going to see Madness at the Gmex? December 18th

Isle of Bute

Paul Mac — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:36:56 GMT

ISLE-OF-BUTE-PICS

optical illusion

tony mcc — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:06:51 GMT

focus on the picture if your eyes are ok a giraffe should appear.

jet 230

spock — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:24:59 GMT

forsale jet 200 with harry barlow 230 ts1 top spec bike as usual ofers around �2,750 .

its like thatcher times again

Bilio — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:58:42 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t8YTvdYXws&feature=related

Wanted Speedo and headlight

Paul Mac — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:50:10 GMT

Dez is after a speedo and headlight unit for his p2 anyone got owt lying around there garage

while mac's away lets all play nsfw

yotemattblack — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:49:39 GMT

bigger in europe??

Bilio — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:10:44 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfSQylvAQxQ&NR=1

FORD CAPRI 16 GLS 1978

lee — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:20:41 GMT

IN STOCK SOON !!!! 1978 1.6 GLS ONLY 47000 MILES!!!!!! AND ONLY 1 OWNER � POA TEL 07916315917 SOLD!!!!!! SOLD !!!!!! SOLD !!!!!

Trials Bike

Paul Mac — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:04:47 GMT

One of dez,s mates is selling this

gas gas

TXT 250

02 plate

�950

tel cal 07966296498

COME ON SPAIN

NuttyBoy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:37:24 GMT

Viva Espania!!!!!!! BOOP BOOP

WANTED - Vespa PX rear chrome rack and spare wheel holder

keano40 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:20:03 GMT

if anyone has one knocking about PM me please

siamese twins

Paul Mac — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:25:30 GMT

A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the landlord

'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.

I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of Boddingtons please'.

The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to France next month..' says John. 'We go to France every year, don't we Jim?'

Jim agrees.

'Ah, France!' says the landlord. 'Wonderful ...

job lot

spock — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:43:15 GMT

right im selin up [ yes again] mi scoots for sale and my aray of spares serious offers for the scoot please

Speed cameras the TRUTH

Paul Mac — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:20:32 GMT

Theres no chance of john being caught out

Green Vespa

Paul Mac — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:02:56 GMT

Spotted a green vespa with chrome side panels on it this morning parked on the flat iron car park anyone know whos it is ????

Speeding

Paul Mac — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:05:26 GMT

A driver is stopped for speeding when the cop asks for his occupation the guy replies a rectum stretcher, what the hell is that says the cop driver says first you put 1 finger in then 2 then the whole hand and so on till its 6 foot wide cop asks oh my god what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole, driver replies give him a uniform and a f*~#*"g speed gun.

I WANT ONE

Paul Mac — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:05:35 GMT

CLICK-HERE

best lookin chop ever for sale

yotemattblack — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:06:22 GMT

carl is sellin his 1964 li 150 lammy chop . this is one of the best done chops i have ever seen, done by midge in the 80s it was purple and called throbing gristle, with the most comfy ridin position you could ever wish for. it has just had a nice new red metalic paint job loads of new parts lots of chrome and stainless goodies new seat etc etc . it has perfect length forks and a coffin tank, the engine is a gp 150 in need of an overhaul, a few hundred quid would make this scoot a show winner, ...

Midge

Paul Mac — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:29:34 GMT

Midge was spotted dressed up as lofty at the town hall

WANTED - Vespa Chrome Mirrors

keano40 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:03:10 GMT

need both left and right please

Newbie Needs Help!! :)

keano40 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:09:23 GMT

Guys,

I'm after a Vespa PX125 or LML.

Just passed CBT and raring to go but finding it really hard to get the right scoot due to my (very!!) limited knowledge and budget.

I've not got a mega budget but dont want a wreck so if anyone knows of any for sale or best places to look then please advise.

Any help welcomed :)

Thanks in advance.

Anyone remember this????

snowy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:30:53 GMT

Ithink it was Tef's, around 1984ish, Midge may remember but it is a loooong time ago!!!!!

(sorry if the link does'nt work, i am a computer bif)

UPLIFTER,S WEBSITE

Paul Mac — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:45:58 GMT

chorley scorpions get a mention on there site CLICK-HERE

and some pic,s on http://www.myspace.com/theuplifters

smal frame

spock — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:35:36 GMT

small frame side door wanted ta